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I am alive. In love, with it all and working like a fiend

The idea is to return as soon as I have reversioned and repurposed this space

Buffering

colour wheel

buffering

yes, peet pienaar of The President is the sheeeet and he does this style really well but these prints done by another capetonian company SHINE SHINE are not too shabby and unlike PP’s works, these pieces of pretty don’t need a SNLV or PG warning.

what have we learned from todays lesson kiddies?

Shineshine or PP

capetonian caucasians commoditize africa like no other

visit www.shineshine.co.za

fabrics available in oilcloth, upholstery linen and cotton.

laters lovelies

This is my old office

this was my view

bye bye old office

afrika borwa is a lovely place. you’ve got to love it, you’ve got to laugh at it. this passed week some strange images have found their way to my inbox. sharing is caring

and lastly… this, self explanatory ridiculousness

afrika borwa is a lovely place. you’ve got to love it, you’ve got to laugh at it. this passed week some strange images have found their way to my inbox. sharing is caring

then back to food. this was sold on on SA’s last public holiday Heritage day Sept 24th at another store. beer + beef combo

afrika borwa is a lovely place. you’ve got to love it, you’ve got to laugh at it. this passed week some strange images have found their way to my inbox. sharing is caring

this one was called ‘why do these guys keep staring at me’. meet the Amber Rose of africa. not sure where this image is from

oh no she dinnt

afrika borwa is a lovely place. you’ve got to love it, you’ve got to laugh at it. this passed week some strange images have found their way to my inbox. sharing is caring

corker of the day is this image from pick and pay SA’s largest groceries franchise. its a boerewors [ a local sausage] and pap [staple porridge starch like Polenta] combo that looks like a scum filled condom sac with innards. wtf the fk, goodness why and how the hell would one cook this!?

julius malema is the village idiot and the anc and south africa’s elders need to rain him in, literally and burn him at the stake after a week of lashings, naked, at public square. last week he stated [ among other ridiculous things] that there is no word in Sepedi for hermaphrodite . which is an ignorant lie. and because SA’s largest circulating daily the star’s integrity is nil their late edition headline was ‘ the sepedi word for hermaphrodite is setabane’ a derogatory word for gay or homosexual. I blame them both. the halfwit moron malema is an embarrassment to the human race and bapedi worldwide and the star has lost all journalistic integrity by using the lazy misinformed statements of an imbecile and a lowly Wits university ‘tutor ‘ Thelma Tshesane, [probably an honours of MA student] to base their friday front page on. disgusting. me and everyone who saw the headline is appalled and you [the star] are disgraced in our eyes as a legitimate South African News Daily. shameful.

The correct term for Hermaphrodite in Sepedi is

Kgalamatona

OR

Sekgalamatona

my dad told me, he’s a reliable source

LAST WEEK WAS A BAD OUTBURTS WEEK FOR BLACKS WORLD WIDE

• KANYE – IMMA LET YOU FINISH
• SERENA WILLIAMS – I’LL FKING KILL YOU
• OBAMA – KANYE’S SUCH A JACKASS
• LEONARD CHUENE -I DID NOT LIE ABOUT MY LIES ABOUT CASTER
• MALEMA -CASTER HE IS A WOMAN
• MANZINI – I BEAT HER BECAUSE SHE WOULDN’T IRON MY CLOTHES

shameful

why’d ya have to be such a creep kaapstad! why dya have to give us the cold shoulder for loerie awards weekend?